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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. Bill Maher 173 Likes Funny quotes Work quotes Im sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.

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When you wake up at 6 in the morning you close your eyes for 5 minutes and its already 645.

. Funny Work from Home Quotes Best Work From Home Instagram Captions. I sit and stare at it for hours Oscar Wilde HAM AND EGGS A days work for a chicken. Funny Work Meme Picture.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door Anonymous I like work. Funny Quotes For Work. The Look You Give Your Work Bff The IT.

Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours. Lesser mortals would have gone insane by now. Im having a staff meeting Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels Have a great Wednesday.

- Edgar Bergen I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early. Age is of no importance unless youre a cheese Billie Burke 3. Funny Social Work Picture.

Grass grows birds fly waves pound the sand. He did not teach me to love it. -Charles Lamb I like work.

I beat people up. A lifetime commitment for a pig Unknown Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. - Mark Twain.

- Albert Einstein My father taught me to work. Change is not a four letter word but often your reaction to it is Jeffrey Gitomer 4. Published on January 21 2016 under Funny.

Funny Team Work Image. The trouble was it was my own. Work Ethic quotes Humor quotes Today is Take our Daughters to Work Day This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work.

Funny Unemployment Work Image. Congrats on another year of thankless work. - Abraham Lincoln Work is the greatest thing in the world.

- Don Herold Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. I can sit and look at it for hours. Unknown 43 Likes Funny quotes Work quotes.

Dont stay in bed unless you can make money in bed. Work it aint easy and it aint fun but its a. Injecting intermittent doses of laughter in your work routine is one of the best ways to send off boredom and laziness and keep yourself ultra-productive.

I used to sell furniture for a living. Al Capp A lot of fellows nowadays have a BA MD or PhD. Dont you dare think about taking another job but if you do please take me with you.

Where X is work. Best Funny Inspirational Work Quotes. The boss is behind me so dont IM me unless you have a compliment about me.

I love my job its the work I hate. Given below are some short quotes to tickle your funny bone. -Unknown Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance.

60 Short Funny Motivational Quotes 1. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water Unknown 2. Z is keep your mouth shut.

Muhammad Ali Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance. 50 Very Funny Work Pictures And Images. You dont have to be crazy to work here.

Department Sitting At Work Like My Face When My Boss Told Me I Dont Always Tolerate Stupid People How Come You Never Stress Out At Work Going To Work Coming Home From Work Like When Your Boss Asks Being Asked To Work Late On A Friday At Work Like 10 Minutes Into The Work Day 10 Minutes At Work. Unfortunately they dont have a JOB. Only two more days until Friday.

Funny Work Anniversary Messages for Coworkers Congrats on surviving another year at your job. Or as its called at the Nike factory - Thursday. When youre at work and its 230 you close your eyes for 5 minutes and its 231.

So we should always save some of it for tomorrow. FUNNY WEDNESDAY WORK QUOTES Its only WednesdayHang in there In life only one thing is certain Friday will come If you see me talking to myself. Edgar Bergen Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

Working continuously round the clock can block ones mind and often bring laziness and boredom. Kids Pulling Giant Sheep Funny Work Image For Facebook. Funny Work Harder Picture.

Its just a job. If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos then you probably havent completely understood the situation.

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